A funny story for the guys. Family don't read

So last night started off with Craig, Jake, Kim, these 2 Aussie girls Nataie and Steph and myself having dinner at this col levelled restaraunt. Which shortly lead to much drinking on one of the decks (Can't say no to 2 buck whisky and cokes). We then head to the "clubbin" alley where we danced and drank until it clsed at 2-ish (i have no clue why they shut down at 2 on this island cuz it's still packed). We then head to this after party. I get bored and go wandering offback to our bungalow to get my debit card to buy some Burger King (yes they have that and McDicks here - very lame). on my way back, this motorbike drives past me with what looked like 2 thai girls on it. the bike quickly stops and the passenger hops off and catches up to me. I'm pretty sure it was a ladyboy (athough i prey it was simply a lady). He/she starts something along the lines of "love you long time". I'm having nothing of it and keep walking. As I'm still walking away, she/he then grabs my arm and holdsmy hand on he/she's boob. So there I am walking a ful block with this lady(boy) holding my hand on she/he's boob. It felt like a ziplock bag stuffed with jelly. Isn't Thailand cool??!!